Meals to families that Mom is sick....

Okay, what is the deal with this tradition? Why does the Relief Society have to make meals for a family that the mom is sick or has surgery or something like that? What is wrong with these husbands that can't cook a meal or if you can't cook there is allways Pizza, Chineese, Taco Bell, Burger King, McDonalds, or a TV Dinner. In our last ward we took meals to like 3 or 4 people. I know all of them could have made a dinner or something. One of the families when we arrived the dad was out mowing the lawn. If my wife is sick and can't make dinner, I think the lawn can wait a week to get mowed. I would really have to be hard up with Sarah like on her death bed, no family around, kids to take care of and work still before I would let people do that for me. MEN IT'S TIME TO BE A MAN AGAIN, GO BUY SOME SPAGETTI NOODLES AND A BOTTLE OF PASTA SAUCE ALONG WITH FRESH GARLIC BREAD FROM MACEYS, IT'S A MEAL FOR A FAMILY FOR $5 SERIOUSLY PEOPLE COME ON, there are much better causes that the Relief Society Women can be devoting their very little spare time on.

Giant Freaking Sunglasses!!!!!

What the crap is the deal with GIANT SUNGLASSES on women now. Who came up with this and decided it was cool. I remember when clowns used to wear them and it was semi funny but these women are wearing them for style.

Are they getting ready to do some welding or something? PLEASE WOMEN OF THE WORLD STOP LOOKING STUPID!!!!!! This is eventually the look you are headed for.

Freakin stupid neighbors...

I'm sure we all have stupid neighbors but man these ones are really making me mad. So for about the last 2 weeks the neighbors directly behind us, which is right outside our bedroom window, have been spending a lot of time on their porch. The are usually up until at least 2am talking, drinking, smoking and joking. Their porch light looks like a flood light and lights up our room even with the blinds drawn. So we don't have an air conditioner so we leave our window open all night. Obviously we can hear them talk, laugh and especially throw their beer bottles in the dumpster all night. Half the time their kids are up with them at night (the older daughter smoking with them, not sure how old she is). A couple nights ago after working a 12 hour shift and having to go in again the next day for another 12 I was sleeping (like normal people do at 2am) and I am awakened to the sound of a child laughing, screaming and playing a game like tag. I of course was out of it and it took me a second to figure out that it was the neighbors once again. I peeked out the window and saw the Mom (who looks like quite a hooch all the time) talking to someone in a car and the 8-9 year old daughter running around the car opening the door playing some game. So I yelled out at them that people are trying to sleep. Luckily the mom had enough sense that she grabbed the daughter at that point so I didn't have to shoot them (which of course crossed my mind) But seriously what kind of parent first of all lets their young kids stay up at all hours of the night. And then what kind of MORON lets them run around playing and yelling at 2am right next to peoples bedroom windows. There is 7 apartments right there that most likely could hear it. Man I hate stupid people.

Dude I have a Blog

So this is my first blog. Most likely it will have the rantings of me. I am going to put updates of what is going on with me and the wife as well as things I think are stupid, and entertaining. Hopefully you will enjoy them as well.